Oh my God! Kate Winslet is dating mickey Rourke!
Wait...Holy shit...Angelina Jolie is dating Mickey Rourke!
No...maybe it's...
Okay...what the....?
Geez, watch out Anthony!
Get a grip people.
It's called gossip.
He's not dating Evan Rachel Wood either.
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I heard from a friend who had a friend whose sister had a date with Mickey last week that Mickey is not dating ERW, though he would if he was 35 years younger or she was 25 years older. Also he was asked for a date by Sarah Palin and turned her down, though he would date Tina Fey if she asked.
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